Carla Santos - Fart Attack Toilet BOOK Review

Ugh, Im so desperate! Luckily I have my latest read with me and Ill finally have some time to relax with a good book in the bathroom! I start talking about the book and how much Im getting into, when the farts come out of nowhere. I cant believe it! It feels like Im being assailed by little death spirals, and I have to hold my breath to keep from inhaling them. I try to act natural as I continue to read my book, but the smell is getting stronger and stronger, and I realize that its not going away any time soon. The farts just keep coming, each one making me squirm a little bit more in my seat. I start to lose myself in my book again, but the sounds and smells keep coming back to haunt me. After a few more minutes of this torture, I finally give in and do what I've been avoiding all along: I stand up from my toilet and make my way towards the door. As soon as I'm out of the bathroom, I let out a long, relieved sigh. Thank god that's over! I walk back to my bedroom, still clutching my book tightly, and decided to finish reading it later. The thought of sitting on that toilet seat again makes me shudder. I sit down on my bed and take a deep breath, trying to forget about the whole ordeal. But no matter how hard I try, I cant help but think about those farts that just wouldn't stop. It's a strange feeling - part embarrassment, part curiosity, and all annoyance. Ugh, farts...they're just so...gross!