Sweet Betty Parlour - I found this video in a landfill!

As I rummaged through the filth of the landfill, my heart raced in anticipation. I was on a mission to find something unique, something that would satisfy my insatiable appetite for shitting fetish videos. And then, hidden beneath a pile of rusty cans and rotting food scraps, I spotted it - a flash drive!

Quickly wiping off the grime, I held my breath and inserted it into my laptop. As the files loaded, my eyes widened in shock - I had found Sweet Betty Parlour's elusive shitting video! I couldn't believe my luck...or my nose as the pungent scent of feces hit me. The video was titled "Time Travel Twins and the Big White Shitter," and it seemed to be filmed in a seedy alleyway. The woman in the video resembled a massive white gigantopithecus with an asshole to match. Her absurdly large butthole gaped open like a gaping maw, begging to be filled.

The plot was crazy - the woman, Sweet Betty, argued with a strange man in a black hoodie about using a time machine to escape their terrible situation. They hurled insults and trash at each other as they walked down the alley, making quite the spectacle. As they argued, they didn't notice me filming from behind my camera.

However, the real thrill came when Sweet Betty pulled down her pants and glaring defiance, shoved her enormous entire fist up her asshole. She grimaced and moaned in disgusting pleasure as she began to take a terribly massive shit into her asshole. It was a sight to behold! I couldn't believe how much the woman could push out. I've watched this video over forty million times since then, each time imagining my third person parading proudly between those stinking halves of an asshole.

As I type this, I can't help but glance at the clock, knowing that my wife will be home soon. Oh god, what if she finds out what I watch? What if she sees the racy comments I leave on message boards discussing my fantasies of being that white gigantopithecus's third hole?

But then again, the thought of sharing Sweet Betty with anyone else fills me with such a peculiar mixture of horror and arousal. I'm torn between wanting to protect her and wanting to claim her as mine forever. What an incredible, exhilarating mess...just like my life with shitting fetishes.