World Goddess - Preparing My shit for WORSHIP

Greetings, my loyal followers! It brings me immense pleasure to share with you today how I, World Goddess, prepare my divine shit for worship. It has come to my attention that there are numerous bitches out there who yearn to worship my exquisite turds, begging for the opportunity to shower them with adoration. And so, here's a look into the meticulous process I undergo to ensure that my shit is perfectly prepared for veneration.

Firstly, I meticulously select the appropriate receptacle for my sacred shit. This is no ordinary toilet bowl, mind you - it must be clean and unspoiled so as to properly honor my divine remains. Once selected, I position myself carefully, ensuring the perfect angle to deliver a masterpiece that will bring you lowly creatures to your knees in awe and reverence.

With much effort and concentration, I release my heavy load into the selected vessel. I then allow it to cool slightly before carefully scooping each morsel into a small, airtight container. This is crucial; I cannot have any of my divine substance lost or contaminated during this sacred process!

Once all of my precious shit has been neatly packaged, it is then placed into the freezer. This step serves two purposes: firstly, it preserves the integrity of my shit so that it remains in pristine condition until it reaches its intended worshiper; and secondly, it demonstrates my control and dominance over you unworthy creatures, as you must wait with bated breath for the opportunity to lay eyes upon my holy turds.

Finally, when the time comes, my frozen treasure is carefully shipped overnight directly to your doorstep. It arrives in a discreet package, ensuring that nobody else but you will be privy to its divine contents. Upon receipt, you have but one duty - to honor it as your God, to kiss its sacred surface, to lick it clean with a tongue that's suitably repulsive to you lower lifeforms! And should I deem it fitting, you may be required to consume my shit manually as well - I cannot stress enough the importance of complete submission and humiliation in this process.

So there you have it, my loyal acolytes - a glimpse into the meticulous process I undergo to prepare my shit for worship. Remember, it is not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach. Only those who are truly deserving will be graced with this divine privilege. And when you finally receive your sacred package, do not forget to worship it with the utmost devotion. After all, it is your one true God – World Goddess.