#Tulips Turd Tunnel

Tulips Long Weekend: Day #1

This clip is only the first day of Tulip’s 3-day long weekend. If you are interested in seeing all three days in one clip, then scroll down for “Tulip’s Long Weekend: 3 Days”.This clip was filmed on the Saturday of Tulip’s long weekend. If you are interested in seeing the Saturday, Sunday and Monday all together, then scroll down, one clip below, for “Tulip’s Long Weekend: 3 Days”.However, if you are interested in only seeing the footage from the Saturday (without the Sunday and ...
Tulips Long Weekend: Day #1

Tulips Long Weekend: 3 Days

This clip includes all 3 days of Tulip’s long weekend, filmed on three consecutive days: Saturday, Sunday, Monday.The narrative flows from day to day, building on the narrative from the day before.Tulip’s toilet has lessons to learn, so he is brought back for a second and third day of training.The lesson for the first day is that Tulip’s ass isn’t too girly to shit every day and that Tulip’s ass never expels anything that’s girly.The lesson for the second day is that Tulip’s ass truly is ...
Tulips Long Weekend: 3 Days

Tulips Holy Creation

Here is an excerpt from Tulip:“Tulip blessed you with a girl’s creator of holy caca. A girl’s maker of holy doo doo. A girl’s creator and maker of holy, blessed caca doo doo.So, complete your blessing, Toilet. And flush Tulip’s holy caca. From Tulip’s creator of holy caca. Flush Tulip’s holy poo poo. From Tulip’s maker of holy poo poo. Flush Tulip’s holy caca poo poo. From Tulip’s creator and maker. Of a girl’s holy, blessed caca poo poo!”
Tulips Holy Creation

SEVEN Shits From Tulip #2

Enjoy another seven shits from Tulip.This compilation is part #2 in the series of “Seven Shits From Tulip”.First there was TEN Shits From Tulip (all filmed with one camera).Then, there was SEVEN Shits From Tulip (all filmed from two camera angles).Now, there is SEVEN Shits from Tulip #2 (all filmed from two camera angles).There is no repetition from one compilation video to the next. So, all scenes in each compilation video are different from the other scenes in other compilations.Enjoy ...
SEVEN Shits From Tulip #2

Tulips Holy Shit

Here is an excerpt from Tulip:“Girly bums bless toilets with girly blessings. Godly blessings. Holy blessings. Girly bums bless toilets with girly, godly, holy blessings.Girly, godly, holy shit!That’s right. I am talking about holy shit. Because holy girl-ass performs holy shitting. Godly crapping. Girly pooping.So, Toilet. You are honoured when Tulip blesses you with girly shit. Godly shit. Holy shit. Girly, godly, holy shit. Blessed by Tulip’s girly, godly, holy ass!”
Tulips Holy Shit

Tulips Naked Shitting

Here is an excerpt from Tulip:“So, Toilet. There is only one reason why Tulip is sitting with a bare-ass on this toilet seat. Because Tulip’s bum is naked for stink. Naked for filth. Naked for shit. Naked for stinky, filthy shit.After all, women’s bums are bare for caca. Naked for poo poo. Bare and naked for caca poo poo.So, it’s time for a girl’s naked pooping. Time for a girl’s naked crapping. Time for a girl’s naked shitting.Right now.”
Tulips Naked Shitting

Junes Naked Shitting

June Starr returns with a new toilet to shit on.Here is an excerpt from June:“You want me to tell you how dirty it is. And tell you how reeky and stinky and stenchy all that shit you just ate is. Yes, you like it when I tell you how dirty and smelly and filthy this is. Yes, I thought so.You love this. You love the naked part of me that craps. You love the filthy, messy, dirty crap. You love the naked part of me that makes filthy, stinky, stenchy, smelly ass-crap.It’s time to wipe a ...
Junes Naked Shitting

Tulips Blessing

Here is an excerpt from Tulip:“Now comes the holiest part, Boys. Because it’s the most holy time for a girl’s holy heinie. The most godly time for godly girl-ass. It’s time for Tulip’s holy heinie to sanctify something. That’s right. It’s time for godly girl-ass to bless a load of godly crap. A load of sacred poop. A load of holy shit.”
Tulips Blessing

Tulip: Constipated

In this clip, Tulip is constipated. The price of this clip is discounted because there is a small amount of shit.Here is the last scene, before Tulip wipes her shitty ass:I probably stunk up the whole room, even before taking a turd.  I just did that with my farts.  There is nothing that comes out my ass that smells nice.  Nothing.  It all smells like crap.  And men need to understand that.Men think that we shit out flowers.  But we ...
Tulip: Constipated

What Tulips Ass Does Best

Here is the opening scene from Tulip:“Hey, Fans. Do you want to see what girl-ass does best?I know, Boys. You want to see what girl-ass does best. And all of you know what girl-ass does best. That’s right, Boys. If you are watching Tulip’s Turd Tunnel, then you already know what girl-ass does best. You fucking know.So, Boys. It’s time to show what girl-ass does best. It’s time to show the best reason for girl-ass to get naked.”
What Tulips Ass Does Best